If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it.
— Reyna Biddy (via oprosti)
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
When I retire I’m going to pursue my first passion: inventing pancakes that can be sold by the loaf.
— Conan (via teamcoco)